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The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.
- Franklin P. Jones
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym…Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
Does running late count as exercise?
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up weird ways to avoid physical exercise.
I have a new incentive to do sit-ups. I put M&M's between my toes.
I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.- Carol Leifer